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Wondrous Item, Legendary
Description:
Ingredients:
- Can of Whoop Ass
- 9 lbs of magic protein powder
- water from the river styx
- glowing magical water (distilled essences of dead (tortured) heroes)
- fury scales x7 (freshly ground)
- vial of liquid rage
- shards of an angel's halo
- vials of devil's blood x2
- centaur hoof clippings 6oz
- cerberi fangs x2
- black ooze 3oz
- a drop of oil of etherealness
- devastation centipede poison
- fluid squeezed from the magic glands of a blue dragon
- a single spore from a green mushroom (1 microdose)
Creation:
- Step 1: Extract fluids from the magical glands of a blue dragon. Add Blue Dragon Magical Fluids to pot.
- Step 2: Extract a single drop of Poison from the Poison Glands of a Devastation Centipede. Add them to the pot.
- Step 3: Add the Vial of Liquid Rage to the pot.
- Step 4: Add a cup of the Glowing Magical Water to the pot.
- Step 5: Add a drop of Oil Of Etherealness to the pot.
- Step 6: Add Holy Water to the pot.
- Step 7: Sift and dry any sediment from The Water From The River Styx.
- Step 8: Offer up the Sediment, which contains memories of souls who lost themselves to the river, to the Raven Queen in exchange for her Granting/Infusing Boons into our mixture.
- Step 9: Distill the mixture from the pot, extracting the concentrated potion in a separate pot.
- Step 10: Grind the Shards of an Angels Halo into a fine powder.
- Step 11: Melt down the Can of Whoop Ass into a molten state using Bazz's Forge.
- Step 12: Cast the Melted Can of Whoop Ass into an ingot, and allow it to cool before filing it down into dust.
- Step 13: Mix together in a bowl: Magical Protein Powder, Single Spore From The Green Mushroom, Finely Ground Angel Halo, Can of Whoop Ass Dust.
- Step 14: Add the Powder Mixture to the pot, cover, and shake until combined.
- Step 15: Pour the Finished Protein Shake into 5 Heat Resistant cups.
- Step 16: Profit.
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